Your Title/name Here I call out the bullshit of the world so I can change the culture. Then I laugh, you laugh, and we fix shit.
  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 6 hours ago
    Hey, I’m not here to help you get your daughter; you’re here to help me get my girlfriend.
    - transformers 4 (i am surprised. I hated the first 2, kinda liked 3, and so far, story and SFX wise, it’s far superior)
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    theflawless:

    why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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    I am so sorry ladies that this is funny

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  • wack-ashimself published a text post 11 hours ago
    So….I discovered the meaning of life.

    Entirely serious. Sitting up late last night, couldn’t sleep due to lack of pot (but I was relaxed due to mediation). Thinking ‘My life’s goal, in my eye, is too do as much good to save this world as possible, but…what if I die? If I died RIGHT NOW, I will have been a failure overall, entirely. Then what would that equate to my life’s purpose? I must of failed, right?’ I went with that train of thought for a bit. If I died, will my life have mattered? What will I have done? Then, it dawned on me: life is about doing what you can, while you can (since none of us know when we’re going to die.)

    Yes, the entire meaning of life is thus:

    'Do as much as you can, while you can; for yourself, others, and the world*'

    So…go live, and you’ll find your own life’s meaning in the process :)

    namaste you crazy bastards lol

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a video post 20 hours ago

    greenpeace:

    Stunning Siphonophore - “They are made up of many smaller animals called zooids, and can be found floating around the pelagic zone in ocean basins around the world.”

    holy fuck; the internet sucks. Nature is way cooler.

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a video post 1 day ago

    exploringthroughthought:

    Ron Paul’s “What If” speech on foreign policy. 

    Only republican I respect…(fairly, there’s only 3 democrats)

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    harvestmoon:

    do the kids that sing for kidzbop realize how much the world hates them

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    We 20ccs of pussy in here or this man isn’t going to make it!

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a text post 1 day ago

    alanwattsinsights:

    Science has proven that: 

    • Humans have auras
    • Humans have organs that sense energy
    • We inherit memories from our anscestors
    • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
    • Compassion extends life
    • Love is more than just an emotion
    • Billions of other universes exist 
    • Meditation speeds healing
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 1 day ago
    I used to be afraid of cancer, now I get a headache and I go ‘Finally, it’s almost over. Wrap it up!’
    - jim gaffigan
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