Your Title/name Here I call out the bullshit of the world so I can change the culture. Then I laugh, you laugh, and we fix shit.
  • wack-ashimself published a text post 13 hours ago
    The longer I live

    The more I realize people do not find the true value of BBQ sauce on hotdogs…and it hurts my soul…

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  • wack-ashimself published a text post 14 hours ago
    I like comedy

    so much so, when I laugh, when I wave my arms erratically, I usually nail myself in the balls…I usually quit laughing after that….USUALLY

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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 14 hours ago
    Sorry Steve, but as my great grandma always used to say ‘3 full time attorneys are no match for a nation of cheap masturbators.’
    - the soup[
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 14 hours ago
    God I’m old…and I never finish anything. Except maturating; I always finish that.
    - trip tank
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 14 hours ago
    Ain’t no one that fucks with tiny hippo…no one.
    - triptank
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 14 hours ago
    Would you like a happy ending to your massage?
    ‘Uh…yeah sure…’
    (k) THIS MAN is your birth father!
    ‘Oh…wow not what I was expecting but … this is pretty cool. How are you sir….?’
    I am going to give you a handjob…
    - triptank
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  • wack-ashimself published a text post 15 hours ago
    How come it is called ‘Modern Family’

    when none of them struggle with money issues, and can travel the GD globe (no reason-Australia)? Lazy writers, big budgets, or both?

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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 15 hours ago
    This is highly irregular.
    ‘No, highly irregular is the time I found a foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.’
    - fargo (I love billy bob)
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  • wack-ashimself published a text post 2 days ago
    I am not addicted to marijuana

    I just can really overdose on being too ‘sober.’ I feel sick…

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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 2 days ago
    Just promise me: if both my eyes get fried off, you’ll fry yours off too.
    ‘What….no!’
    - adventure time
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 3 days ago

    Uh, don’t be alarmed, but pretty much everyone here world at Wonder Wharf is a criminal.
    ‘Even Sally, the sno cone lady?’
    ESPECIALLY Sally the Sno Cone lady.

    *shows her in the back, with ice pick…

    - bobs burgers
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 6 days ago
    If she’s this incredibly mean, and I still wanna have sex with her, it really must be true love. But even if it’s not, and I’m wrong, and I hate her-I still really wanna have sex with her.
    - deadbeat
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 1 week ago
    In celebrity news, Miley Cyrus was admitted to the hospital after having an allergic reaction to antibiotics. In medicine news, antibiotics were admitted to the hospital after having an allergic reaction to Miley Cyrus.
    - the soup
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  • wack-ashimself published a text post 1 week ago
    My uncle is such a tight ass

    if sat on a dollar, when he got up, there would be 4 quarters.

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