Your Title/name Here I call out the bullshit of the world so I can change the culture. Then I laugh, you laugh, and we fix shit.
  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 3 hours ago

    dorkly:

    thenorsebros:

    x

    This guy really Oogas my Chakas if you know what I’m saying.

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 3 hours ago

    -teesa-:

    7.23.14

    George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

    and people still scoff at native americans…the shit they have put up with…

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 3 hours ago

    buzzfeed:

    Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

    toy story 2: woddee, you old toy

    Me am?

    We luv u 2

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  • teddiebearalice asked a question 10 hours ago
    teddiebearalice I think banderas said "toll road doesn't like me" because that's the character's name

    when you just want to make a funny quote, you dont care about accuracy…or rewinding, but I do appreciate the note (I sincerely dont even remember the plot of the other two…)

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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 1 day ago
    $32 for pelizzoli? What is pelizzoli?
    ‘It’s a type of pasta.’
    what is it made of? Bald eagle foreskin?
    - you’re the worst
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 1 day ago
    You know, you can waste an erection; you’ll get another one.
    ‘But I like this one’
    - you’re the worst
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 1 day ago
    Banderas: The Tall one doesn’t like me.
    Sly: He doesn’t like anyone.
    Tall one: What he say?
    Sly: He likes you.
    - okay….3rd.,….im a whore now, right?
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 1 day ago
    You didn’t have to come along.
    ‘Sure I did…morons need friends.’
    - okay, 2nd decent line, but it is the end of the movie
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 1 day ago
    What are you doing here?
    ‘You were the one stupid enough to get yourself into this mess, and we’re the ones crazy enough to get you out of it.’
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 1 day ago
    My dad: Your grilled chicken was worthy of being in a restaurant…
    Me: Aww thanks, da…
    My Dad: Wendy’s.
    Me: …took you a while, but you got to it…
    - family
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 2 days ago
    'Horsemanship'. Yup, that's it; nothing that implies man on animal love.
    - the soup
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 2 days ago
    on keeping up with the kardashians, the Kardashians go on vacation, cuz, ya know-they EARNED it.
    - joel mccale
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 2 days ago
    'The Mystery of the Elephant's penis' is the worst Nancy Drew book to date…or the best…!
    - the soup
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  • wack-ashimself published a text post 2 days ago

    *my parents watching Travel Channel with people doing zip lines.

    Me: I heard those are actually not that fast or fun.

    My brother: Where? That South Park Episode?

    Me:….yes.

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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 2 days ago
    In other words, end this thing.
    ‘Not in other words; in those exact words.’
    - Jessica pearson
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