Your Title/name Here I call out the bullshit of the world so I can change the culture. Then I laugh, you laugh, and we fix shit.
  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 2 hours ago

    fireprobie:

    ultrafacts:

    Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

    This is a good idea and we should try this

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 6 hours ago

    ultrafacts:

    Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

    I want to check out ‘I took drugs during the 60s’
    Can I also reserve ‘Fucking Nixon; I worked at watergate’

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 8 hours ago

    pokemonpika77:

    Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a text post 19 hours ago

    churchofsterek:

    gallifreyslocked:

    when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

    everyone lost their shit and i got second place

    If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 19 hours ago
    You almost dropped two nuclear warheads on your own soil. How do you never talk about that!? There’s even a sign in town that says ‘a Nuclear mishap happened here’ when it should really say ‘Holy fuck, you have no idea what nearly happened here.’
    - john oliver
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 21 hours ago
    Shorty? You got any cologne?
    ‘For a job interview or a woman?’
    A woman.
    ‘..I got nothing.’
    - ray donavan
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 2 days ago
    Where are we headed today?
    ‘I don’t know. I don’t know where we are headed.’
    What do you mean? You know the past and future of all things! You know exactly where are going!
    He sighed ‘Yeah, but I don’t like to think about it.’
    - Illusions the adventures of a reluctant messiah
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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 2 days ago

    dorkly:

    thenorsebros:

    x

    This guy really Oogas my Chakas if you know what I’m saying.

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 2 days ago

    -teesa-:

    7.23.14

    George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

    and people still scoff at native americans…the shit they have put up with…

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  • wack-ashimself reblogged a photo post 2 days ago

    buzzfeed:

    Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

    toy story 2: woddee, you old toy

    Me am?

    We luv u 2

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  • teddiebearalice asked a question 3 days ago
    teddiebearalice I think banderas said "toll road doesn't like me" because that's the character's name

    when you just want to make a funny quote, you dont care about accuracy…or rewinding, but I do appreciate the note (I sincerely dont even remember the plot of the other two…)

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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 3 days ago
    $32 for pelizzoli? What is pelizzoli?
    ‘It’s a type of pasta.’
    what is it made of? Bald eagle foreskin?
    - you’re the worst
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  • wack-ashimself published a quote post 3 days ago
    You know, you can waste an erection; you’ll get another one.
    ‘But I like this one’
    - you’re the worst
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